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Used to eat raw shredded veg (like coleslaw without the sauce) but the old Gut rot doesn’t like it. Leafy shit seems ok most of the time.
i get spinach frozen like a brick..lol it´s like a fine mush when you thaw it out & cook it. that i have no problem with
 
i get spinach frozen like a brick..lol it´s like a fine mush when you thaw it out & cook it. that i have no problem with

Yeah, I like that stuff In stuff but can’t tolerate it on its own.
 
Yeah, I like that stuff In stuff but can’t tolerate it on its own.
yeah...raw salads i like but i get the shits sometimes. i love tomatoes... eating a couple now. love the little red bastards. you know you also get yellow tomatoes. my old man grew them years ago.
 
yeah...raw salads i like but i get the shits sometimes. i love tomatoes... eating a couple now. love the little red bastards. you know you also get yellow tomatoes. my old man grew them years ago.

I used to enjoy those cooked, never been a raw tomato fan though. But now they’re off limits pretty much
 
remember one time as a kid i was in the kitchen and saw a big cucumber which was grown in our greenhouse.. don´t know why but i started digging my nails into it. never thought anything about it. so later i comes home from school and my old man said, "who the fuck touched my cucumber"? i said, "me". He then broke it in half over my head then rammed it into my face. so i never touched a cucumber again. but i do like cucumber too....
 
remember one time as a kid i was in the kitchen and saw a big cucumber which was grown in our greenhouse.. don´t know why but i started digging my nails into it. never thought anything about it. so later i comes home from school and my old man said, "who the fuck touched my cucumber"? i said, "me". He then broke it in half over my head then rammed it into my face. so i never touched a cucumber again. but i do like cucumber too....

Haha and this is how phobias are formed
 
another funny one was when a guy came around to see my old man with a fucking sheep (was dead) fuck knows where he got it. my old man was a butcher so he prepared it for him. he cut out the eyes then put them on the side, then said, "they will watch you when my backs turned". I took the eye balls to school in a plastic freezer bag.
 
another funny one was when a guy came around to see my old man with a fucking sheep (was dead) fuck knows where he got it. my old man was a butcher so he prepared it for him. he cut out the eyes then put them on the side, then said, "they will watch you when my backs turned". I took the eye balls to school in a plastic freezer bag.

Your dad is the kind of dad I want to be ! That’s fucking brilliant , mild abuse , but brilliant
 
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turned me into the phycho i am today bro...:D

My old man took me fishing as a kid and was telling me tales of what it was like at the football in the 70’s & 80’s and that at West Ham I think he said they used to make “Death Stars” our of tops of bean cans and throw them at you, whilst I was day dreaming and thinking of kid things he proceeded to cut one from the top of a sweet corn tin and lob it at me, stuck in my leg like a bastard.
Love that mad old Cunt
 
My old man took me fishing as a kid and was telling me tales of what it was like at the football in the 70’s & 80’s and that at West Ham I think he said they used to make “Death Stars” our of tops of bean cans and throw them at you, whilst I was day dreaming and thinking of kid things he proceeded to cut one from the top of a sweet corn tin and lob it at me, stuck in my leg like a bastard.
Love that mad old Cunt
Sounds a lovely man
 
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