Hi there. Just moved London, who can help? Cheers.
Thanks bunch of internet trolls.
What sort of ‘help’ do you require?
Before you moved my help would have been 'don't'. Southern fairies and all that. Plus it's expensive. And while I'm not sure as I rarely venture from my little shithole town of Oldham I'm guessing you don't have the gorgeous scenery of 200 year old factories, pluming smoke into a black skyline, pieheads fighting over who's kebab order is next or the last taxi home. Oldham was once mentioned in a Babyshambles' song too by Pete Doherty named 'Albion'. I also know where the guy who played Martin Platt in Coronation Street lives, can't remember his real name though. Can't give you his address either as pretty sure that might be illegal on the open net. Can't do owt these days. I can tell you he has won awards for his ventures into cheese making. I've never tried a morsel though.
People like to say Paul Scholes is an Oldham boy but if you see his house in Grasscroft and you're a true Oldhamer this will actually make you irate and want to fight whoever came out with that crap. Posh ginger cunt.
If that doesn't help you then for God's sake man tell us what you actually need a helping hand with? Plenty of charitable, friendly personalities here.
Kens gonna chin ya when he tracks ya down brahSit down Ken, I somewhat doubt the OP wants help with ruining his sleep or
ruining his house with a shit extension and oak furniture?
I'd imagine he wants a source for chiron, perhaps you could sell him some supermix?
Hi there. Just moved London, who can help? Cheers.