Excuses...

Sam Bollands

Sam Bollands

Full Member
Why do so many people come out with bullshit excuses all the time as to why they're not as strong/lean/big as somebody else?

Such a pet hate of mine to see people kidding themselves and trying to kid others as to why they're not the best, I'm a powerlifter and have a lot of powerlifters on social media and they're always coming out with the same shit about having "man flu", "not sleeping well" or being injured so that's why they didn't lift as much as they should.

I even see people that lift in untested Feds claiming to be natty yet on their profile picture they're topless with big gyno nipples!

People need to suck it up and realise they're not the best I mean it's not like they can't train t get better but they just don't like the thought of not being the best so reel of a shit load of bs excuses!

Anyway needed to vent on this, anyone else got examples of these types of douchebags coming out with bollocks to make themselves look and feel better than they are?
 
It's there own insecurity , they lie to give people a different idea about themselves
I m telling everyone who asks if I'm on aas that I am 0 fucks given .


Everyone is different tho and some are stronger than others but most people don't train right to achieve their potential I think
 
Sam Bollands said:
Unfortunately it'd target to many Facebook friends and I can't be bother with the hassle of the backlash of butt hurt so keeping it off the radar whilst still being able to have a moan about it
emoji51.png
Click to expand...

Fuck that, I love a good bit of shit stirring!

Saw this on FB the other day and it had me in pieces. :lol:

Facebook piss offs:

1) Men pouting in photos, girls look ridiculous enough, but lads....fucking stop it.

2) Girls with Ming from Flash Gordon eyebrows. Eyebrows are meant to deflect water from your eyes, they are NOT supposed to have corners....

3) People who write billy big bollocks statuses like...."to the man in the shop who just stood on my toe, it's a good job u had ur kids with u or I'd have knocked u out!" Or "to the woman in the green corsa who cut me up earlier then smiled at me at the lights, it's a good job the lights changed cos I was gonna get out and kick u square in the minge!".... Firstly they won't see that status because you don’t know them, secondly, why are you making out like you’d show any aggression towards them? You clearly said absolutely nothing to them, then ran home to write a status about what you would have done if you had some bollocks....

4) 30+ year old men describing good things as "sick"... Grow up...

5) Young people using Americanisms, like.. "We got a cab home and made out.." No mate, you fingered her in a taxi....

6) "New hair" posts...it’s not fucking new hair, it's your same old hair just shorter and laced with chemicals to make it the same colour as whichever pretty celeb you’re trying to copy... And by the way, she looks nice with red hair...you look like a tool.

7) Overnight nutritionists...I'm glad you recently discovered health and fitness 4 months ago, but knowing that chicken and rice is good clean food, doesn't mean you should post pics of your 8 prepped meals online every morning and preach how we should all be eating just that. Some of us like pizza thanks! Fuck off!!

8) People who post updates like "what time does the co-op open?" You clearly have internet access... Google it you fucking cabbage!!!

9) THIS!!!! Status: "completely devastated"
What's up babe?
U ok Hun?
What's happened?
"I've inboxed you...."
You nob....that’s all.

10) Pics of girls legs in the bath, just short of their tuppence...just pack it in, you attention seeking whore. The post isn't about… "peace at last"... It's about, "I'm naked and gagging for c**k, inbox me".
 
Always been far too many big ego's in the gym/ lifting world, that'll never change.
 
Smitch said:
Fuck that, I love a good bit of shit stirring!

Saw this on FB the other day and it had me in pieces. :lol:

Facebook piss offs:

1) Men pouting in photos, girls look ridiculous enough, but lads....fucking stop it.

2) Girls with Ming from Flash Gordon eyebrows. Eyebrows are meant to deflect water from your eyes, they are NOT supposed to have corners....

3) People who write billy big bollocks statuses like...."to the man in the shop who just stood on my toe, it's a good job u had ur kids with u or I'd have knocked u out!" Or "to the woman in the green corsa who cut me up earlier then smiled at me at the lights, it's a good job the lights changed cos I was gonna get out and kick u square in the minge!".... Firstly they won't see that status because you don’t know them, secondly, why are you making out like you’d show any aggression towards them? You clearly said absolutely nothing to them, then ran home to write a status about what you would have done if you had some bollocks....

4) 30+ year old men describing good things as "sick"... Grow up...

5) Young people using Americanisms, like.. "We got a cab home and made out.." No mate, you fingered her in a taxi....

6) "New hair" posts...it’s not fucking new hair, it's your same old hair just shorter and laced with chemicals to make it the same colour as whichever pretty celeb you’re trying to copy... And by the way, she looks nice with red hair...you look like a tool.

7) Overnight nutritionists...I'm glad you recently discovered health and fitness 4 months ago, but knowing that chicken and rice is good clean food, doesn't mean you should post pics of your 8 prepped meals online every morning and preach how we should all be eating just that. Some of us like pizza thanks! Fuck off!!

8) People who post updates like "what time does the co-op open?" You clearly have internet access... Google it you fucking cabbage!!!

9) THIS!!!! Status: "completely devastated"
What's up babe?
U ok Hun?
What's happened?
"I've inboxed you...."
You nob....that’s all.

10) Pics of girls legs in the bath, just short of their tuppence...just pack it in, you attention seeking whore. The post isn't about… "peace at last"... It's about, "I'm naked and gagging for c**k, inbox me".
Click to expand...
Hence why i've never had facebook!:D
Cracking post btw!
 
I would be like the lovechild of Arnie, Dan Green and Anna Kudayarov if I didn't have to work and do what my wife says :rolleyes:
 
hsmann87 said:
All you sad fuckers spend too much time on social media to know this much about it tbh :lol:
Click to expand...

I love social media because I'm such a nosey cunt.

The problem is that a lot of people use it to massage their ego and gain acceptance/sympathy, and I love being there to make life worse for them.

:lol:
 
Smitch said:
Fuck that, I love a good bit of shit stirring!

Saw this on FB the other day and it had me in pieces. :lol:

Facebook piss offs:

1) Men pouting in photos, girls look ridiculous enough, but lads....fucking stop it.

2) Girls with Ming from Flash Gordon eyebrows. Eyebrows are meant to deflect water from your eyes, they are NOT supposed to have corners....

3) People who write billy big bollocks statuses like...."to the man in the shop who just stood on my toe, it's a good job u had ur kids with u or I'd have knocked u out!" Or "to the woman in the green corsa who cut me up earlier then smiled at me at the lights, it's a good job the lights changed cos I was gonna get out and kick u square in the minge!".... Firstly they won't see that status because you don’t know them, secondly, why are you making out like you’d show any aggression towards them? You clearly said absolutely nothing to them, then ran home to write a status about what you would have done if you had some bollocks....

4) 30+ year old men describing good things as "sick"... Grow up...

5) Young people using Americanisms, like.. "We got a cab home and made out.." No mate, you fingered her in a taxi....

6) "New hair" posts...it’s not fucking new hair, it's your same old hair just shorter and laced with chemicals to make it the same colour as whichever pretty celeb you’re trying to copy... And by the way, she looks nice with red hair...you look like a tool.

7) Overnight nutritionists...I'm glad you recently discovered health and fitness 4 months ago, but knowing that chicken and rice is good clean food, doesn't mean you should post pics of your 8 prepped meals online every morning and preach how we should all be eating just that. Some of us like pizza thanks! Fuck off!!

8) People who post updates like "what time does the co-op open?" You clearly have internet access... Google it you fucking cabbage!!!

9) THIS!!!! Status: "completely devastated"
What's up babe?
U ok Hun?
What's happened?
"I've inboxed you...."
You nob....that’s all.

10) Pics of girls legs in the bath, just short of their tuppence...just pack it in, you attention seeking whore. The post isn't about… "peace at last"... It's about, "I'm naked and gagging for c**k, inbox me".
Click to expand...

Hahahahahahaha
I lol'd at all 10 of them
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top