For The Criminally Minded..

I'd have a bit of fun before I went in so probably steal a Bugatti or similar and go flat out round the M25.

Assuming no other cars are on the road at the time
 
I'm surprised he found any time for the plumbing.
Funny thing is, he was that greedy he was always on it.
He done a few jobs for me..

Feel really sorry for him TBH. All the best years of his life gone... The crime just don't justify it.
 
Murder but i'd be doing many a favor. It would be more than one so that would make me a serial killer. Not who most might think but they 100% deserve what might come to them. No intention of getting caught and don't think i would tbh. They'd be seemingly motiveless and i've visualised all the moves, outcomes and MO for each victim. The Reaper would simply claim them and disappear forever.

See if I bung you a tenner a skull, could you take a few oot for me too please?
I'd do it myself but I don't want my boy visiting me in the pokey!
 
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Murder but i'd be doing many a favor. It would be more than one so that would make me a serial killer. Not who most might think but they 100% deserve what might come to them. No intention of getting caught and don't think i would tbh. They'd be seemingly motiveless and i've visualised all the moves, outcomes and MO for each victim. The Reaper would simply claim them and disappear forever.
A shinigami named beast...
J
 
Serial sniper, sly cunt who blends in but has a strong hatred for all humans bubbling nicely beneath the surface.

Inb4 handcuffs and FBI knocking on my door at 5am.
 
I think internet crime (phishing) must be one of the easiest to profit from and elude capture. Nothing is hands on and done remotely so notoriously hard to capture.
By sheer weight of numbers, 1,000,000 phishing mails sent with a 0.1% success rate is still 1000 hits.

But as I know nothing of the subject, I am probably talking complete bollocks.
 
serial murder too.

I once dreamt I was the Angel of Death and could see into the hearts of people and would use their wrong doings to punish them by filling them with the pain and anguish they have caused others. I'd then slay them with the two swords I carried whilst saying:

"The liar and deceitful man fills the hearts of others with bitterness and treachery. And he will taste their bitterness and he will fear their treachery and this will be his last lamentation in the day of his reckoning!"

it's a little bit Pulp Fiction but when I woke I remembered it so clearly I could recite it let alone write it down. You see the swords I carried had engravings on them, Bitterness on one and Treachery on the other.

I woke up in a pool of sweat scared but with a feeling of immense power. Dem tren feels ;) true story.
 
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