Big Legs, Need Advice

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  1. CookedGoose

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    Excuse my terminology, I'm doing the best I can with this explanation.
    I've been lifting weight for a couple years now. I've always had an excuse not to work legs, well I've just started to recently, and my legs are so big and swollen, I'm guessing specifically my groin muscles, and hamstrings, that when I walk the back side of my balls are being rubbed raw, especially in the taint area. Its miserable. Any advice? All I'm doing to combat this is medicated body powder.
    P.S I work in a fast paced construction work place. So this problem is exaderated by the fact that I'm "power walking" 8 hours a day
     
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  2. Sjundea

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    Sounds like you have two options:

    1. Get your missus to drain you daily.
    2. Jump on gear like most and watch your balls shrink to the size of garden peas.
     
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  3. LittleChris

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    Lose some body fat and/or treat yourself to some Under Armour boxer shorts.
     
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  4. Raisin

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    Search for anti chaffing underwear. Medicated talc. Walk with your legs spread more. You'll look daft as fuck walking like that but should help your balls ha ha
     
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  5. Proteinbrah

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    Don’t train them, sorted
     
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  6. huntingground

    huntingground Kenstradamus Competitor

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    Practice CrossFit and hip hinging for two years. You will be a total PN with chicken legs then. Fank me later.
     
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  7. Sjundea

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    Another option is follow my journal. Guaranteed small legs.
     
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  8. GhostOf2Can

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    Remember when K was bigging up his legs in his Journal and round2 told him to take his head for a shit?

    K jumped down his throat and told him to post a pic of his legs to compare, rd2 did and they absolutely blew Ken’s stick legs away :lol:

    Absolutely delicious scenes
     
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  9. phani tikkala

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    If your baws are that big then I suggest lying on the sideboard after dinner and lick them just like a tomcat would do
     
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  10. Proteinbrah

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    Link bro?!
     
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  11. huntingground

    huntingground Kenstradamus Competitor

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    Round2 was a lot shorter than me and about 30kg lighter. I offered a meet to take side by side pics (i.e. beer = straightener ) and for some strange reason he declined.

    He’s still breathing though so good decision by him.
     
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  12. Sjundea

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    He did out shine you tho. Impressive legs tbf
     
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  13. huntingground

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    Of course he didn't otherwise he would have done a side by side comparison.

    Pics can be very deceiving, lighting, angle, shade, distance control etc etc.

    In a BB comp you don't send in your best pic, just like in a SM or PL comp, you don't send a vid of your best gym lift :lol::lol:
     
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  14. Sjundea

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    Well his best pic was better than your one, right? :lol:
     
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  15. huntingground

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    “Everyone thinks they have the prettiest wife at home”.

    :lol::lol:
     
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