Football 2019/20 Thread

[huntingground]

Bloke pulls alongside K screaming obscenities offering K out after being cut off by the big man

K’s arsehole starts twitching and he reaches for the dial and turns up radio 2 full blast

“I love Jeremy Vine” K says to his kids who are in the back seat

* after 10 mins of being ignored the angry motorist realises K has no backbone gets bored and drives off

“He’s in my keep net...........still undefeated” K mutters to himself as he contemplates where he can get rid off his freshly soiled underpants

[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Proteinbrah]

First time he called me a tiddler to my face I’d twist his little bald head off his phaggot shoulders

You hate ken don’t ya mate

 

[huntingground]

You hate ken don’t ya mate

I'm his hero mate, he wants to be me when he's 46. Long way to go for him though.

 

[GhostOf2Can]

You hate ken don’t ya mate

I don’t hate Ken pal. Opposite actually

Ken knows this

 

[pooley1810]

Cant believe a stoke reject has just scored the winner for PSG

 

[huntingground]

Decent game tonight : RB Leipzig v Athletico Madrid.

RB to qualify at 6/4 for me.

 

[huntingground]

Never in doubt chaps [emoji41]

Glad to see the cheating cunts out.

 

[huntingground]

Sumptuous game tonight : BM v Barca.

I fancy BM but too short so no bet.

 

[Afghan]

Sumptuous game tonight : BM v Barca.

I fancy BM but too short so no bet.

Delicious stat checking after the game whilst not actually watching it

 

[huntingground]

Delicious stat checking after the game whilst not actually watching it

Watching now mate, good goal by Perisic to go 2-1.

 

[huntingground]

4-1!!

 

[Sjundea]

4-1!!

Madness. Fucking love it.

 

[Afghan]

What a game, this 1 leg tournament is way way better isnt it

 

[huntingground]

Thiago purring like a Rolls Royce in CM for BM.

 

[Afghan]

Thiago purring like a Rolls Royce in CM for BM.

Exactly why he wont join a smaller club