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How To Win An Argument With You Mrs

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Archaic, Apr 14, 2019.

  1. Archaic

    Archaic Full Member

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    I'm just asking...

    Other than booting them the fook out of Your house, (which you can't as need the cunt) And you can't slap the cow either.. Legally.

    We also all know they will not listen to any form of communication sense.....

    I reckon to get a boat somewhere in seas where no laws exist, and have a convo there. And then see who has the bigger chops then. :-)

    Or just say sorry lol... Like I do (because need that cunt!!!!) More than the cow needs me really.

    I'm just spouting crap. Every woman has a man over a barrel.

    Swear to god you single guys do not know how good you have life.
     
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  2. Fatbrah

    Fatbrah TMuscle Fatministrator Top Contributor

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    Stick a grapefruit up ya hoop then leave her
     
  3. Reacher

    Reacher Top Contributor

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    how old are you ?
     
  4. Archaic

    Archaic Full Member

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    What's that forum thing, something like Tree fiddy?
     
  5. Fatbrah

    Fatbrah TMuscle Fatministrator Top Contributor

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    Do you irl friends
     
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  6. Archaic

    Archaic Full Member

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    Do I 'irl' friends??

    I dunno what that means. Maybe you should get out more if do.
     
  7. Fatbrah

    Fatbrah TMuscle Fatministrator Top Contributor

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    Irl lol lmao imo pmsl
     
  8. Archaic

    Archaic Full Member

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    Star trek?
     
  9. Fatbrah

    Fatbrah TMuscle Fatministrator Top Contributor

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    Thomas the tank
     
  10. Archaic

    Archaic Full Member

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    I don't think Thomas would say those things.

    Gordon might if he was low on steam.
     
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  11. noel

    noel Top Contributor

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    is there anything in life your happy with?? or are you well into retirement and just angry at the world ?
     
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  12. Sjundea

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    Have to say that Gordon bit got me :rofl:
     
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  13. huntingground

    huntingground Semi Retired Competitor

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    Just don't speak to the missus EVER and certainly don't reply when she is talking to you = no arguments.

    Sjundea just puts his headphones on :lol::lol:
     
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  14. JANIKvonD

    JANIKvonD JandirTheJandirHandler Top Contributor

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    you've 100% not got a missus in real life
     
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  15. rasp

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    Give her a good seeing to..in the bum hole make her scream. raw no lube..no pulling out Bro
     
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