Lol.. She read that one. Got busted there
Mate, to this day I have a scar just under my eye from being mauled by some mental bitch in a house party type thing in my early 20s, cunt had tiger nails! All I did was get in an argument with her boyfriend.
Didn't lay a finger on her, but if had a time machine I'd go back and boot the cunt in her slag box.