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Im So Poorly

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Max, Apr 12, 2019.

  1. Max

    Max Competitor

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    I have a cold. Lasted ten mins in the gym. Had to come home. I want pot noodles, pizza and love.

    Give.
    Me.
    Love.

    And beard strokes, I can’t move.

    Anyone had it?
     


  2. phani tikkala

    phani tikkala Full Member

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    Put some ching and Vaseline on your finger and insert into your bunghole ;)
     
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  3. Max

    Max Competitor

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    Lmao. Imagine.
     
  4. Fatbrah

    Fatbrah TMuscle Fatministrator Top Contributor

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    Dat columbian flu
     
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  5. Getbig25

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    Worst ain’t it when your at work sniffing like a fucking pervert in his grannies washing basket
     
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  6. Fatbrah

    Fatbrah TMuscle Fatministrator Top Contributor

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    Ey since ave been off it fuckin nose sound as fuck, i had a “cold” for nearly a decede hahahah
     
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  7. JANIKvonD

    JANIKvonD JandirTheJandirHandler Top Contributor

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  8. Robbie

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    You sure you’re not just having withdrawal symptoms?
     
  9. Fatbrah

    Fatbrah TMuscle Fatministrator Top Contributor

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    How can he? He asnt withdrawn yet hahs
     
  10. Max

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    Ffs lads.

    Genuinely ill ya bastards lol.
     
  11. Archaic

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    There is only 1 cure for Man Flu.

    Text every single person you know to inform them, lay down on your settee groaning, and make sure the Mrs knows at least 5x per hour that women will never experience this pain. Scientifically proven!
     
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  12. Robbie

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    Doesn’t bad aids start with a cold?
     
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  13. Getbig25

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    Hes defo the bareback type aint he :rofl:
     
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  14. phani tikkala

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  15. Archaic

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    No real man uses condoms. That's gay mate
     
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