Positive Corona Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by tomlet1, Mar 22, 2020.

  1. tomlet1

    tomlet1 Mr Glass Top Contributor

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    Ok so the world is fucked.

    Locked in the house. People raiding supermarkets, Jobs and lives at stake etc.

    Being anxious and depressed at the best of times, combined with coming off gear after 10 years, now this... it's a trying time for the omlette and all of us.

    I reckon this should be a thread with no negative Corona shit in. Pretend it doesn't exist for a bit and focusing on good stuff only in here.

    Phaggots.
     
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  2. huntingground

    huntingground The King Competitor

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    My kind of thread Omelette. I'll be updating daily with tales of my awesomeness.
     
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  3. Fatbrah

    Fatbrah TMuscle Fatministrator Top Contributor

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    Corona beer is nice
     
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  4. tomlet1

    tomlet1 Mr Glass Top Contributor

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    My penis is massive.










    Oh actually only truthful stuff is allowed.

    Omlette approved
     
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  5. huntingground

    huntingground The King Competitor

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    I live in a 2006 (fairly new build) housing estate. When they build these estates now they have to build a percentage for 'affordable housing' which is fine as long as nurses and whatever get them. Anyhow, some are now housing association with tramps living in them. There is a family with 4 kids living in a 2 bed flat, she is 4ft tall and about 20st (she calls me Mr Muscles, true as well FFS), fella has never worked a day in their lives. Mothers day today so they are busy celebrating i.e. getting smashed.

    The two older kids are 9yo Brandon and 6yo Layla and they are always hanging around our front on their bikes. Anyway they saw we were going for a bike ride, got dead excited and invited themselves. I said no chance, missus said OK FFS. Anyway, they came along, 2 hours, bike ride to local park (one mile from our house, they stated that they had only been there once before), play on park and back. They had a lovely time and it was nice to see the girl smile (she is very introverted).

    Our kids weren't too impressed but the little ones loved it. Good deed for the day. I've probably got CV now from them FFS!!
     
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    Fatbrah TMuscle Fatministrator Top Contributor

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  7. zack

    zack TM's resident millionaire entrepreneur. Top Contributor

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    Coronavirus mentioned twice already.

    Omlettes thread has died.
     
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  8. Richard Dick

    Richard Dick Full Member

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    Can't be doing with affordable housing tinks. Putting up whirlies and fences on the communal grass like it's their own front gardens. Kids bikes and scooters left lying all over the place.
     
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  9. Sciatic

    Sciatic My mood is a state of my mind. Full Member

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    Good cigars are Corona.
     

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  10. huntingground

    huntingground The King Competitor

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  11. Greedy Ben

    Greedy Ben Top Contributor

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    They'll be knocking every day now :lol:

    We had some on our estate in a 5bed detached.
    4 kids.
    All got taken away from them as they got nonced up at the parties they held every weekend.
    Now they are in 1bed flat somewhere else.
     
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    Was hoping for positivity yet already tales of unwanted tag-alongs and nonced up kids.

    I haven't faired much better. Took the dogs for a walk today and our girl took a dump on the grass. As I'm readying myself to bag up the warm lump she decides to do that weird thing that some dogs do by immediately kicking up the grass and shit behind her. Jacket got splattered.
     
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    That's horrible innit, I genuinely fear for the future race
     
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    Just remember that no matter how bad it gets, floydy is still wanking into glory holes
     
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