Potential For Gym Closures

Dr explaining the pandemic to a coma patient who just woke up…
Dr: “They shut down the world because of a worldwide pandemic.”
Patient: “OMG! How many people are infected?”
Dr : “About 11 Million.”
Patient: “OMG! 11 million people died?”
Dr: “No, only 500 thousand… Kind of.”
Patient: “What do you mean ‘kind of’?”
Dr: “Well… they keep halving the number of deaths due to double counting, inaccurate tests and mislabeled death certificates. Also, most of the people that die are elderly and dying of other things. There are also people who died because of incorrect ventilator use and other treatments because no-one really understands the virus.”
Patient: “I don’t get it. So how many died from ONLY the virus… like literally dropped dead in the street?”
Dr: “No-one. Only in hospitals and nursing homes”
Patient: “I don’t get it.”
Dr: “Neither do I, it’s a very confusing time.”
Patient: “So they cured the other 11 million people then?”
Dr: “No, most didn’t have any symptoms and in fact they didn’t even know they had it.”
Patient: “I don’t get it.”
Dr: “Neither do I.”
Patient: “It doesn’t sound very deadly. If the other 11 million people didn’t have symptoms then how do they even know they had the virus?”
Dr: “They were tested.”
Patient: “But you just said that the tests are inaccurate.”
Dr: “They are. No-one has isolated the virus so the tests don’t really test for that.”
Patient: “I don’t get it.”
Dr: “Neither do I.”
Patient: “Ok. So when will this pandemic be over?”
Dr: “When they develop a vaccine to stop the virus.”
Patient: “The virus that nobody gets or dies from.”
Dr: “Exactly.”
Patient: “I don’t get it.”
Dr: “Neither do I.”


Stolen ❤️

 

Made me laugh that

Absolute shambles isn’t it

 

Government looks to have timed it perfectly in regards to mandatory wearing of masks

Been shops twice today. First time I had forgotten my mask (well it is one of my boy's snoods which looks like something a Hell's Angel would wear and I can wear as a mask) so I just walked around the shop no fooks given. 75% had masks on. Second time was a large supermarket with a busy body at the entrance forcing people to put masks on. Felt a total phaggot anyhow.

 

I've just finished laying rubber matting in my local gym. Opening tomoz. I'm going to start back Monday.

 

Back to gym this morning was suprisingly quiet 20 people max.

 

Plenty of people have the fear of getting isolated because of some other cunt.

 

In the gym now, it’s dead. Result!

 

Monday will be busy. Most are gonna start on international chest day, not hangover recovery day.

 

Every gym I follow on Instagram looks absolutely dead.

 

Will be rammed monday as someone said above, glad i can train at home tbh

 

Dont think there gonna be as busy as some think. My gym can take nearly 200 people and never gets to them sort of numbers so should be ok anyway.

 

Yeh mine will do me in this fat loss stage, will go back to a gym in a couple months time probably when im pushing strength more

 

My gym was pretty busy when I left at 930 this morning