Sneezed In The Hole, Whilst Squatting...

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  1. godsgifttoearth

    godsgifttoearth Full Member

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    felt like what i can only imagine being stabbed or shot feels like. struggling to breath etc etc. drove myself home but the difficulty breathing got progressively worse and the pain escalated. went to A&E and they think i've either bruised my diaphragm or there may be a partial rupture in it somewhere that they couldn't see clearly on an ultra sound. everything is where it should be so they're not "concerned".

    i can't sit down to take a shit without it feeling like someone is twisting a knife in me. my gut is currently on par with JP's for distention.

    i am so thankful i wasn't wearing a belt or i think i would have turned myself inside out.

    fuck my life.
     
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  2. G-G

    G-G Ex Competitor

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    At least you didn’t shit yourself
     
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  3. JusJamin

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    Yea, atleast you didn't shit your self. That would be negative!
     
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  4. Greedy Ben

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    Doesn't sound good!

    What was on the bar and did you get it back up though?
     
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  5. Wildone

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    Could’ve swore this was gonna be a shit myself post
     
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  6. mal

    mal Top Contributor

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    Sounds rough, ide ask for a camera to see whats going on inside.
     
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  7. godsgifttoearth

    godsgifttoearth Full Member

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    220 and I crumpled forward into the fetal position with the bar landing on the safety bars.
     
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  8. Simon90

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    Hope you are okay mate n make speedy recovery.
     
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  9. Greedy Ben

    Greedy Ben Top Contributor

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    Ah shit. Did they just fuck you off home then?
     
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  10. Mr mac

    Mr mac TM Health & Safety officer Top Contributor

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    Possible hernia
     
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  11. GhostOf2Can

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    Sounds like acute onset phaggotry to me

    More deadly than covid. Glad you survived
     
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  12. phani tikkala

    phani tikkala Plenty O'Toole Top Contributor

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    Buy some oak furniture as therapy chief
     
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  13. godsgifttoearth

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    I agree. Should have finished the session.
    This is what I was worried about. Asked the consultant and he said he couldn't rule it out as I didn't complete the set. I'm not sure how to break the news to my family.
     
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  14. Ironman TS

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    Had a similar experience with an exertion headache in my 20’s - thought I’d been fucking shot, head just exploded with pain. Thank fuck for safety bars on the rack or I’d have been brown bread I reckon.
     
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