Tales Of Indestructibility

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  1. huntingground

    huntingground The King Competitor

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    Board is filled with extreme phaggotry at the moment : Hazmat suits, PNBrah, bunkers, people talking about TRT or even natty status, PCT, illnesses, the end of the world etc. To be fair, it is fookin gash.

    Instead, lets regale each other with tales of indestructibility and invincibility.

    In Jan 2016, I was a raging party animal and could stop partying for 3 days max and then had to go on a bender. Anyway, I had the splendid idea to jab 10ml of TTM500 a week until I hit 300SQ and 300DL (my LHS was fooked even worse than it is now so no BP).

    I managed to stay off the beer for about 3 weeks in which time I had easily pulled 290 and squatted 280. Then I went on a week long bender, the good news is that I was still jabbing whilst on the bender (I can’t remember much at all so probably jabbed more) so no gains were lost.

    Came out of the bender, SQ240*6, pulled 305 easy and then squatted 300 easy. Back on a bender.

    I continued to live the life of a helmet for the rest of the year, got bloods done at turn of year, everything bang on apart from some slightly elevated liver enzymes from drinking and orals.

    I am a cockroach.

    Next.
     
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  2. tomlet1

    tomlet1 Mr Glass Top Contributor

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    I stubbed my toe without swearing once.
     
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  3. Fatbrah

    Fatbrah TMuscle Fatministrator Top Contributor

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    When am drunk i can wank without crying
     
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  4. ChrissyJ

    ChrissyJ Top Contributor

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    Pneumonia
    2 DVT
    Numerous broken bones
    Every finger dislocation
    Ruptured ligaments in both knees
    Broken ankle three times
    Countless serious withdrawals including hospital stays
    Multi car pile up that pushed the wall of my chest back resulting in an abnormal heart beat
    Numerous lumps on liver confirmed by MRI

    Still drinking and smoking. Fucking solid
     
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  5. Robbie

    Robbie Top Contributor

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    Clumsy as fuck and never broken or fractured a bone.

    I can only conclude that I am wolverine.
     
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  6. GhostOf2Can

    GhostOf2Can Top Contributor

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    I once bummed a fat 2/10 around the back of a nightclub up against a dumpster

    Blew my beans in her arsehole. Didn’t bag up. Didn’t catch nowt

    Invincibility confirmed. Delicious
     
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  7. ChrissyJ

    ChrissyJ Top Contributor

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    Hahaha:rofl::rofl:
     
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  8. huntingground

    huntingground The King Competitor

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    Keep them coming, this is much more fun than cowering in bunkers scared of an invisible virus.

    :thumb::thumb:
     
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  9. lukeee

    lukeee Top Contributor

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    I'm genuinely impressed with that mate ha
     
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  10. round 2

    round 2 Top Contributor

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    Had 11 pints and 5 black Russians and a few spliffs on the way home from work with 5 other lads when I was 19.
    Was the only one at work the next day.

    Bench pressed 140kg for 6 reps @15

    Completed Street fighter 2 without loosing a match.

    Got 105 mph out of a c reg 1.1l vw polo

    Wrote off a car I just got a 3k loan on 8 hrs after I purchased it, no insurance.

    Made my mum cry on Xmas day as I felt she got my brother better presents.

    Punched a hole in a sheet of plaster board.

    Give the local gang the finger when I got off the bus, only to have my head smashed in 3 days later.

    Had 3 fights in one day once, 2 before 9am. Must of had the hump.

    Stood in off the wall at Harrow skate park, if you know it, take some stones.

    Could go on but that'll be just bragging.
     
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  11. zack

    zack TM's resident millionaire entrepreneur. Top Contributor

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    Yesterday I managed a ten-minute walk without dying.
     
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  12. doink

    doink Top Contributor

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    I was having a coffee once outside a little place called ‘cafe le hiroshima’

    There was this almighty bang and a firestorm and it kicked up a lot of dust.

    Everything seemed to be decimated for miles around. Everything of course but yours truly. I immediately began to wonder what might have occurred.

    Suddenly i received a phone call from SAS HQ to inform me a nuclear warhead had been detonated in my vicinity so i immediately teleported back to mainland Europe for decontamination and scones.
     
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  13. milner575

    milner575 Top Contributor

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    I call bullshit...you can’t have scones without tea brah
     
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  14. ChrissyJ

    ChrissyJ Top Contributor

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    What's a black Russian?
     
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  15. lukeee

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    Very rare is a black Russian mate
     
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