Tinder One Liners

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by fatboyslim, Apr 26, 2016.

  1. fatboyslim

    fatboyslim Full Member

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    Know Im sounding a bit desperate atm but I'm not really, only been properly single for a week, just bored shitless after work n gym till the weekend comes so joined a pof and tinder to pass a bit of time so What are your most successful and funniest one liners on dating websites?
     
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    Cyborg asked them to marry him straight off.... He managed 112 dates without a shag IIRC
     
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    Haha it's like the misc.
     
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    Wanna go halves on a bastard goes down well
     
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    Roses are red,
    So are your hips,
    You should sit on my face,
    And wiggle your hips

    Roses are red,
    Violets are fine,
    You be the six,
    And I'll be the nine

    Or a personal favourite.
    You: Do you eat ass?
    Girl (usual reply): No/Fuck No/Not a chance
    You: Good. Because I do.
    Then send number


    What's the difference between me and my couch... Wait for reply... Difference is I don't pull out
     
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  8. bulldog

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    Gonna use that one on the Mrs in about 30 minutes... ;) :D
     
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    dear jeysus.

    just put up a show pic you dont have to do alot of talking..
     
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  10. RS

    RS THE ALMIGHTY Moderator

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    If I am ever single again and decide to dabble with websites, my line is going to be "I've got two kids to to different mothers; could you be number 3?"

    Reckon that will work superb
     
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