Discussion in 'Anonymous' started by fatboyslim, Apr 24, 2016.
Dont be a mug mate
Why dya think i got irish bae hooked?
So i cud bulk hard n be a fat cunt n she wud still love me...
Nah man guaranty someone will know her off facebook
She's only been single for 8months her self out of a 3 year relationship, her mates are far worse, Fuck it mind made up now anyway, leaving it out, learn from mistake n get used to been single!
You can come to my singles party, if you like.
Just me so far.
Plan is to stare at the wall.
I'd imagine that after 9 years it got pretty stale towards the end and there wasn't much affection so it's not surprising you're drawn to the 21 year old that has shown you a bit. But take a step back and think what you would say to one of your mates if he was in the same situation.
Last time I was single this was the norm mate, can't believe how times have changed!
No flowers before first anniversary of dem datings.
Trust me, I'm a single man.
Think that's it, went from not even kissing and shit sex like once every 2 weeks to lying in bed all day fucking and all over each other, now it's like a massive comedown!
Step away from the rebound. All good for a bit of fun but now she seems to be playing games with that hot/cold shit, especially if she's all about the attention and validation. Bollocks to that, leave her to it...
What I have found in this situation in the past. If you go cold on her, she will start becoming interested again. You have two options then. 1. Pump it until something better comes along. 2. Fook it off all together.
All depends on whatever else you have in the pipeline. I always leaned towards option 2 but option 1 if needs must
N.B. If I bought my bird flowers, she would become suspicious straight away. 12 years, cannot recall once.
Bought my missus flowers 2 weeks ago, I was in a whole world of shit.
We've all been there mate - be it with a burd we've been with for ages or a rebound like yourself, so don't beat yourself up about it.
Defo no flowers or anything like that. Just a simple text saying, "If you change your mind let me know". Then be on your merry way. Don't ever message her, like stuff on fb, instagram etc..just get on with it. Gotta be alpha as fuck and come across like you're not arsed and have plenty of options. She'll be back if she has any interest in you.
It'll feel odd not having a burd in your life but just get on tinder and chat to loads every day to fill the time. You'll be slotting bare sluts in no time.
Remember, it's always better to be too much of a cunt than too much of a nice guy. Never. Ever. Chase. If a burd is chasing you then she won't be binning you off so....
It's only suspicious if it's out of character to do something like that.
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