Women Trouble

Discussion in 'Anonymous' started by fatboyslim, Apr 24, 2016.

  1. Chrisj22

    Chrisj22 Top Contributor

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    Your head is fucked after being with someone for 9yrs and then jumping straight into it.

    She's 21, it's a pretty big age difference at your age.

    I left my (then) wife and kids, ended up banging a 21yr old from my work, I was 29 at the time, and the difference was night and day apart on life experience , maturity etc.

    You don't want a bird out for 5 day benders at your age mate, you're used to the family environment.

    If I could turn back time I would have played it differently and been on my own, seriously.

    Find yourself mate, keep occupied and leave women alone for a bit is my advice.
     
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  2. Chrisj22

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    Oh, and unfollow her on social media or whatever the fucking phrase is, lol.

    Don't stalk the bitch, you'll become obsessed and texts will start to be sent.
     
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  3. TwoCanVanDamn

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    Fuck saying "if you change your mind let me know"

    Makes it sound like your just sat around staring at your phone waiting for her to ring

    Just leave her be. If she's interested she'll be back
     
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  4. Guest

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    X2

    Beta text if ever there was one
     
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  5. Smitch

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    Oh I knew I was in the shit, it was damage limitation.

    Whenever I send her flowers at work all her colleagues are like "so what's he done now then?".

    :laugh:
     
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  6. SoCalGirl

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    I don't think so because I don't mean flowers just the principal of bringing something back occasionally as both parties do at times. Can be their favourite chocolate bar or tub of icecream. It's the odd gesture is all
     
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  7. TwoCanVanDamn

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    Sometimes the experts have to educate these amateurs don't they mate

    Let me know if you change your mind?!? Jesus wept
     
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    Hey babe ino ur probs snorting a line of sum druggys cock but if u ever get bored or need spooning uno where i am keys under mat x
     
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  9. thesaintishere

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    LOL. One day you'll get it. Keep trying.
     
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  10. TwoCanVanDamn

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    One day I'll get what?

    I'll get walked all over by a young Coke whore? Not likely pal
     
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  11. Smitch

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    And anyway, who the fuck says lappy?!?!?

    Fucking cracks me up. :rofl:

    I need a night out with some of you Northern cunts, I bet your accents are priceless. :beer:
     
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  12. actin

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    LMFAO this thread is fckn killin me. :rofl:

    Treat them mean and keep them keen OP


    Hell yeah
     
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  13. fatboyslim

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    100% playing games, sent me a soppy one liner text last night, I would of messaged back before I asked you lot but I'm just gonna leave it now n let the tables turn back in my favour! Have to admit my game is Shit atm with been out if practice for so long but slowly getting there!
     
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  14. RACK

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    Don't text her.
    Give it a few days and shel be textin you askin what's up
     
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    Demand a threesome and her back doors else you aren't interested...

    You know the answer to this already , you aren't a stupid chap.... Detach the emotion from this, if you can't then leave well alone else you'll get a bit hurt or look silly, especially if everyone knows her and she is a coke fiend. If you can handle some random sex with her and not be bothered what else she is up to then carry on. Very easy for this to happen after you split from a stale relationship .....

    Flirty Party girl
    Attention seeker
    Coke fiend

    Three values you don't want in your next serious relationship. For random hot sex who cares. Plenty out there like this...just you have been out of the game.....bit like a credit card, useful if you know how to use, proper nightmare if you have no self control.
     
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