You know your a bodybuilder/weightrainer when...

Discussion in 'General Bodybuilding' started by PowerHouseMcGru, Feb 28, 2011.

  1. These threads are always good for a laugh.

    You know your a bodybuilder/weightrainer when:


    • You mix creating in with you morning tea instead of sugar.
    • It seems perfectly reasonable to eat chicken and rice at 10.00am and can't understand why others think you are weird.
    • You wear i bum bag (im not quite old enough yet)
    • you moan about not gaining weight!
    • 90% of the food on your shopping bill is yours!
    • you feel sorry for people that buy into Mens Health.
    • get a headache trying to explain "good fats" to norms
    • you call non training people "norms"
    Few to get us going. Anyone else got any?
     
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  2. SK-XO

    SK-XO Herbalife got me jacked Top Contributor

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    When you take a sh1t you squat every time for each log that comes out, and bicep curl the loo roll up, bicep curl the tissue up your crack and occasionally tricep pushdown the tissue down the crack.

    Or is that just me :confused::whistling:
     
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  3. erm...i think that may be just you. Wont knock it though as your putting the effort in and thats the main thing!
     
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  4. ostrain

    ostrain Full Member

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    Lol. I think it's just you.
     
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  5. RACK

    RACK TPW Rep

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    When you have to politely decline a sunday roast 5 times cos you're "not allowed it" then sit sipping a shake with the face on :D

    When you threaten you gf cos her meal plan has carbs in it and your's doesn't (that could just be me though lol)
     
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    When you have a powercut and you set up a torch in your gym directed at your bench so you dont miss bench press day:whistling:
     
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  7. No....surely not????
     
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  8. gemc1981

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    When you proudly tell your friends how you threw up after "your brutal leg session" this morning - then wonder why they arent impressed...:confused::lol:
     
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    Lol im not kidding mate, the electrician was in trying to fix it and i was bored and didnt want to wait any longer. Wasn't a bad bench session either.
     
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  10. ostrain

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    If you happen to wake up at 2:00 a.m., you make yourself a protein shake.
     
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  11. MikeX

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    The first question someone asks you when you first meet is "how much ya bench?"
     
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  12. ostrain

    ostrain Full Member

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    Or my mates cousin is bigger than you .lol.
     
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  13. Mike2011

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    Very much my normal routine :D
     
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  14. Prodiver

    Prodiver Top Contributor

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    "If you have to tell someone you're a bodybuilder, then you're probably not..."
     
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    Willis Top Contributor

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    When you try on clothes and spend most of the time looking at yourself in the mirror

    When instead of doing your work you're on testosterone muscle :D
     
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