Victim of the week - Incognito

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Thanks to member Incognito agreeing to be interviewed this week. He's been around a while now and has been a good poster which is what we need

You all know the rules by now but just in case. Can I reiterate that the interviewee is supposed to answer the questions @freeline



1) What was your key motivation to take up weights?

2) Does the bodybuilding scene actually interest you?

3) What are your short and long term lifting goals both in life and the gym?

4) Stupidest thing you've done when drunk

5) Strangest thing you have ever eaten?

6) What is the most ridiculous thing you have ever bought?

7) Biggest regret in life (just to put a dampener on things
 
Cheers IB. Fire away people ask freely I'm noi easily offended


 

Thanks to member Incognito agreeing to be interviewed this week. He's been around a while now and has been a good poster which is what we need
You all know the rules by now but just in case. Can I reiterate that the interviewee is supposed to answer the questions @freeline




1) What was your key motivation to take up weights? The token extremely fat kid at school. Had tits on my back at 15. Was an impressive rack lol


2) Does the bodybuilding scene actually interest you? I follow it sporadically and losely as of late before my exodus from training 7 years ago I used to be up on it all.

3) What are your short and long term lifting goals both in life and the gym? Short term lifting goals- single digit bf from this cut. Long term lifting goals 30lb lbm on frame and do something about my shocking benching abilities.

4) Stupidest thing you've done when drunk? Jesus where do I begin...squatting competition with the fattest bird we could find in dean Manchester centre years back absolutely shit faced no idea if the 'freeweght' complied but I got 27 reps. ATG brah!

5) Strangest thing you have ever eaten? Alligator, live locusts, a gold fish and a nugget of baby shit. All seperate occasions and the later I mistook for a malteser as I was chomping a box walking round house, presumption is mother of all fuck ups somehow a few seconds earlier one had slipped the net. Mothballs before you ask, slightly musher texture than mince.

6) What is the most ridiculous thing you have ever bought?cell-tech! Early years before I discovered the truth of eat sleep roids repeat lol. Fuck me was like drain unblocker. Dot really spunk money on ridiculous stuff..if any spring to mind I'll repost.

7) Biggest regret in life (just to put a dampener on things
I don't really have any regrets. Everything happens for a reason and all that but a few things that play on mind - Was too sad to go to a friends funeral as a young child he was run over by a pissed up hit and run. Guts me I never went and said goodbye properly now.

Wish id spent more time with my grandad as a teen had all the time in the world for me, spoiled me rotten and I was a typical stoned teen in,get what I wanted,out. Miss him every day.

Hate having left my daughter now aged 7 all those years ago. Kills me not being there every night for her etc have to just
Make the most of time in given with her now. She's a daddy's girl though so softens the blow when I have her we have a great relationship had I have pretended all was ok and stayed with get mum she would have hated me down to all the rows. Was right decision her mothers still a fuckwit.
 
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Oh I avoided short term life goals - take mrs and kids to Egypt for all inclusive fest august had a shit year we all need it and kids dying to fly in a plane.


Long term- watch my children grow up and provide all they need and hoepfully more, do a bit of traveling wih mrs when kids are older as we never done it young. Would ideally like to have us both set up in our own business ventures in next 5 years. Find a diabetic midget on trt in next few years and befriend him. Swap friendship for his gh pens, slin and gear. Don't need him for a while so window shopping. Shouldn't rush into getting pets they are for life
 
Find a diabetic midget on trt in next few years and befriend him. Swap friendship for his gh pens, slin and gear. Don't need him for a while so window shopping. Shouldn't rush into getting pets they are for life

I literally LOLed at that one mate....that was gold :-D

OK...some questions -

Are there any particular athletes/bodybuilders/historical figures who have inspired you in particular?

Favourite food or cuisine?

Favourite holiday destination you've been to?

Favourite exercise/lift/bodypart/muscle group to train?

What are some of your all time best lifts or anything gym related you're particularly proud of?

Do you have any spiritual beliefs or beliefs in the paranormal, psi phenomena...etc. (basically anything a bit "out there" or what might be considered weird)?

Thanks mate. 
 
I literally LOLed at that one mate....that was gold :-D


OK...some questions -

Are there any particular athletes/bodybuilders/historical figures who have inspired you in particular?


Bit same old I suppose but Arnold an co and the whole pumping iron era. Always admired dexter Jackson's physique as I'm not a fan of the mass monsters. That's not to say I don't appreciate the work involved.

Favourite food or cuisine?


Thai food or fillet steak

Favourite holiday destination you've been to?


Has to be cancun spent 3 weeks there for 21st bday years back was a blast lol

Favourite exercise/lift/bodypart/muscle group to train?


Back. Deadlifts /rows. Always been my strong point.

What are some of your all time best lifts or anything gym related you're particularly proud of?


Deadlift 260kg (was a lot heavier bw) 190kg squat (again a lot heavier), currently working back up to these after 7 years off doing boxing /mma (zero weights) then slobbing out for mnoths in end and gettin skinny/fat 16.5st. Pretty proud i went from 16.5st out of shape fat and muscle less lol to 16.5st with abs over last 10 months. Was still fat at end of it all by bb standards but had top 4 out etc. Currently getting down to single digits for next lean bulk.

Do you have any spiritual beliefs or beliefs in the paranormal, psi phenomena...etc. (basically anything a bit "out there" or what might be considered weird)?


 No mate not religious in slightest. IMO and it is only that it's not to offend anyone who is but religions are based around a storybook for weak minded people to believe in something. Have one life, live it enjoy it and have no regrets as it could end tomorrow.


Thanks mate.
 
Loling at the baby Shit!!


Did you actually swallow it or did you chew it a bit and spit it out.


If money were no object, what is the most lavish thing you'd buy?


Bodypart or muscle group you feel is most lacking?


Best and worst qualities about yourself
 
Loling at the baby Shit!!


Did you actually swallow it or did you chew it a bit and spit it out.


No I spat it out after several chews and funny faces, fell in and spat/heaved for good few mins eyes watering the lot.


If money were no object, what is the most lavish thing you'd buy?


Giant fuck off p diddy style luxury yacht. That right there would be holidays wherever whenever as well as fishing in style for sharks and marlin and shit. Would spend most of time living on it.


Bodypart or muscle group you feel is most lacking?


Chest. I was at the back of the queue when god gsve out chest genetics..actually scrap that I was actually at the front of the queue for fat accumulation tendencys lol. It's slowly coming and tbh tri's lack too so all hand in hand an deffo something I'm concentrating on when gaining.


Best and worst qualities about yourself
Irrational, short tempered with a tendency to make dumb decisions. On the plus side loyal kind hearted trustworthy and very genuine what you see is what you get no false personalities.
 
Hehehehe baby Shit. Still laughing


If you ever win it big can you promise to leave the sharks alone? Endangered or on the brink of endangerment and all that. Defo get a Fuck off big boat :)


Ha loving the self description!
 
Guilty pleasure? (can be anything)

If you could have any (real) job, what would it be?

Daughter's boyfriends. Befriend them of scare the shit out of them?

Bacon. Smoked or unsmoked? HP, ketchup or BLT?

One night with any celebrity. Who would it be and why?

Favourite steroid?

Top 5 off your bucket list?
 
Guilty pleasure? (can be anything)


 It's food mate I'm murder. Shit pleasure I know but it seriously is I'm a pig if I unleash. The odd beer and gear night with the boys but those are now few and far between.


If you could have any (real) job, what would it be?


Csi or fireman. Neither of which my fuckibg around at school and my criminal record allow lol


Daughter's boyfriends. Befriend them of scare the shit out of them?


I have predug holes in woods already.


Bacon. Smoked or unsmoked? HP, ketchup or BLT?


Smoked slightly crispy thick cut crusty with plenty of butter and ketchup. Currently dieting so now off for a wank at that thought


One night with any celebrity. Who would it be and why?


Myla kunis or Megan fox can't decide can I pay extra for both? Lol if I could dig them up and revive them an was purely to talk would be Kurt cobain or jimmy Hendrix. Again I'd probably dig up both pick thier brains and get wasted


Favourite steroid?


Tren. Simple.


Top 5 off your bucket list?


Backpack Asia and South America


Climb a gaint fuck off frozen waterfall


Swim with sharks in a chain maul suit


Skydive


Do worlds highest bungee
 
If it was possible and the technology existed is there any one decision in your life you would change then return to the new changed present time?


Best piece of life advice you have been given by someone?


Loling at the predug holes in the wood :)


More to follow later mara
 
Weight/BF at heaviest/fattest and lightest/leanest? and how long did it take you?
Heaviest just under 20stone sack of shit fb levels ...err off chart god knows lol


Currently 15stisg carbed up outline of abs so 12%? Dunno lol. 3-4 more weeks of heavy dieting really ramping it now to get under 10.


Heaviest was ages ago then took up fighting and dropped to a skinny/fat 84kg


Recently just shy of a year went from 16st slob deteriorated muscle mass big gut no definition to current condition through a minicut, lean bulk and now another cut to get to all time low bf level for me. Nice base to lean bulk again. The way forward is to get lean bulking from fat = get fatter
 
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