Christmas feeling?

Tbh I was going to breed my own for this use as otherwise I'd have to 'mingle' with this pig farmer and I couldn't guarantee I'd end up slicing his head off his neck and treating his own pigs to lunch.


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Ok sorry guys.


I love Xmas and all that sparkly stuff and turkey and carols and Xmas spirit.


Do I fuck.
 
No, never


I enjoy revelling in misery year round and some baby prick apparently being born in a stable in Palestine covered in horse shit doesn't change that.


I never get fuck all and it costs me a bomb.


Plus I feel inclined to drink far too often because of all the fucking pogues fairy tale of New York play throughs.... Mcgowans voice makes me want to get shiters.


And its cold as well.


If I ever have kids I might grow to like it but for the moment its a load of bollocks
 
And that ginger cnut in the snow man can fuck off as well.


Taken in the night by a big white bloke who held hands with him and 'introduced' him to all his 'friends'


Sounds like summat out of savilles diary
 
Hamster, would you like to come to my second xmas(the first i will be at my mams for dinner) Its usually the start of January......full works.....and santa comes again......
Er........let me consult my diary. Sure I'm busy round about then chatting to a pig farmer.
 
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It's my Birthday on the 30th, Ser, you could combine 2nd Xmas with New Year and my 41st.... winner
 
Im soooo in the xmas spirit just getting up it feels like xmas went and bought the decs n second tree for the dining room Saturday 1st of December they going up. Haven't even started shopping yet funds are a little low but will get there soon yey!
 
Im soooo in the xmas spirit just getting up it feels like xmas went and bought the decs n second tree for the dining room Saturday 1st of December they going up. Haven't even started shopping yet funds are a little low but will get there soon yey!
thats the spirit babis.... I hope the big fella is feeling it to..
 
Mrs has been so excited struggles to sleep lol. She loves Christmas, and as this is our first official Christmas together wanna make it good for her. At my flat I never have Dec's up but this year gonna go all out on them I think.


Debating buying a ring too. Eek.
 
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