nowt strange as folk

[Incognito]

Id mug the cnut off and get a flat out of it too current climate considered. Just never answer door through fear of him turning you into a lampshade

 

[holly]

Id fuck him for a new kawa h2...pass on my Instagram details please!!! Infact I'll pm you my fucking address! I can wear Lycra tops and make sex thrusts while benching too ya know!!!!!

I'll wax you and dress you up as a woman send you his way. Take one for the team lol.

 

[tac]

WTF some this random guy wants to buy you a bike?

If you dont want it, send me his contact details, ill blow him for a porche 911 turbo...nothing less!

I'll undercut you and blow him for a Ford Focus.

I have low standards and surprisingly little self respect

 

[Pip]

You made an impression Holly!

 

[holly]

A lasting one it appears lol

 

[Incognito]

Fuck that holly if your goin to all the effort of getting me dressed up it's only fair you have a go first pmsl

 

[dirtyvest]

Slightly disturbing in reality tho, but what have you got to lose

 

[holly]

Slightly disturbing in reality tho, but what have you got to lose

Possibly my dignity

 

[dirtyvest]

It's overrated anyway LOL

 

[holly]

My sister told me to go for it lol


I kinda feel sorry for the guy, although it needs to be nipped in the bud, could do without a stalker.

 

[Incognito]

Dig....dign..dig what?! Lol


Serious note tho you don't need an aging stalker in your life. Let your sister sign up and use her new bike hahaa

 

[Arterial Dan]

Agreed it is a bit stalkerish

That's him there on the left, creeping on you

 

[holly]

I've let him down gently ish

 

[Rentaghost]

Give him my number..... I'll console him

 

[holly]

Your a wrong un rents