Supps with totally w@nk product names

[Irish Beast]

Although ejaculoid isnt a brilliant name in fairness!

 

[Paracelsus]

Some of the shit in MD and Flex etc begs belief.


D-Bol.


Winni-V


HGH


Dekka.


And the best...EQUIPOISON :rofl:

 

[Fah_Gedda_Boudit]

now isnt that a good pun linked in with supps with totally wank product names!


The ALRI WTF one - i remember seeing it and was like 'yeah, do you think he uses?' 'defo brah, its all that WTF"

Aye, almost on a par with stating that your product contains methampheta-<add-additional-scientific-sounding-bollocks-here>

Things like clenbuterex are ones that get a laugh - I'm sure theres a dianablex or something like that too!

I find them amusing too, very "roid-store"! At least the checkout girl in H&B won't piss herself lauhging at you & think "you wanker!" though as she probably hasn't a clue what Clenbuterol & Dianabol are.

Makes me think of this:

They now offer both Ejaculoid *and* new & improved / mega potent Ejaculate XXTreme*

*Not just one X, but two X's!!!


Warning: open carefully to avoid spillage. If spunk gets in your eyes, wash out with luke warm water. If the problem persists, get a girlfriend.

 

[Fah_Gedda_Boudit]

Just seen another one.......


Mutant Mass


Seriously, where the fcuk do they come up with these names? If i ever bought anythign with such a stupid name as that, I'd peel the label off or decant it into a plain tub to avoid the embarrassment of any visitors to my home ever seeing it!

 

[Paracelsus]

I think SizeOn is a pretty fucking laughable name as well lol.


Get your...SIZE ON!

 

[Arterial Dan]

When will they release BELLY OFF, that's what I want to know.

 

[The Love Machine]

Skirvy.........the only way to force vitamins into you!


'when your betahydroxy-9alpha-stabalizing-hma-drycolour6HBNJ just isnt up to scratch, what better way to get a few days off work? our ultra specialised patented forumula creates skirvy, yes, literally sucks you dry of all nutritional balances. Then our super strong, ultra potent second sachet brings you right back up out of it. Never felt pumps and huge increases in IGF-1 and HGH, also increases testosterone by 110% and lowers all estrogenic activity!'

 

[Irish Beast]

Just seen another one.......


Mutant Mass


Seriously, where the fcuk do they come up with these names? If i ever bought anythign with such a stupid name as that, I'd peel the label off or decant it into a plain tub to avoid the embarrassment of any visitors to my home ever seeing it!

I used to be embarrassed to have anything with maximuscle on it!


I'm interested in this ejaculate XXtreme. Been a while since I have drowned the missus in semen! Would be interested to see if it works but no way I'd part with the cash!