Wiping techniques

Pip

Pip

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How do you all wipe your asses? Technique and materials to be disclosed.


Its a serious question btw related to piles for all those thinking I am taking the wee.
 
Then for the sake of discussion:


I wipe from the Perinium to the sphincter, fold the sheet then sweep downwards from the apex of the crack back down to the ring and repeat until my ass shines with the fury of a thousand candlesticks!


If its a messy one I have ass wipes on standby by the trap.
 
Get alot of toilet paper and kind of screw it into my bumhole area seriously ,I don't actually wipe as that would smear shit everywhere .


I miss the bum spray in Thailand ,a good squirt with at close range and then mop up the remaining debris.
 
Someones going to type "your Mums tongue" aren't they though surely .


I know a better candidate actually.....
 
Pull the bog roll till it just touches the floor. Fold neatly then wipe. Anyone that scrunched needs mental help.
 
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So, no bidets then ?


Fold, wipe, bottom of arse up, fold, then down from top to bottom, rinse and repeat with Aldi's Aloe Vera quilted (best bog roll out there btw) then get some 'wet-wipes' doused in anti-bacterial mouthwash and finish off.


Can't stand not being clean down there, plus you never know when it's going to see any action. be prepared.
 
start 10mm north of ring stop 10mm south. repeat rapidly over 10 seconds. repeat as required.
 
Defo funny, curious what does wiping techniques have to do with piles?
 
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