Surprise Sex

ITT All the lads asking max about gay stuff as they’re curious as fuck then acting like it’s all in jest.

“LOL I WAS JOKING WHEN I SAID ID SUCK IT MAX LOLOLOL ILL DO IT ANYWAY HAHA FOR A LAUGH HERE WE GO LOL HARGH HARGH GARGHGAHRDGH GAGRHH GAHGR GAHR HAHA TOP BANTZ LOL HARGH HARGH HURGG”

As they choke on the cockle.
 
tbf tren turns me a bit gay. I had her poking & licking my arse hole last night.. something i'm not really into normally. she literally text this morning saying she's gonna order me a dildo/plug.. did not object/10

all started with a curious finger in the bath a few years ago. before I know it i'll have her ploughing me with a big black strap on
 
JANIKvonD said:
tbf tren turns me a bit gay. I had her poking & licking my arse hole last night.. something i'm not really into normally. she literally text this morning saying she's gonna order me a dildo/plug.. did not object/10

all started with a curious finger in the bath a few years ago. before I know it i'll have her ploughing me with a big black strap on
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wow


bro

u near newcastle?
 
JANIKvonD said:
tbf tren turns me a bit gay. I had her poking & licking my arse hole last night.. something i'm not really into normally. she literally text this morning saying she's gonna order me a dildo/plug.. did not object/10

all started with a curious finger in the bath a few years ago. before I know it i'll have her ploughing me with a big black strap on
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@Simon

Please change jans username to PEGGINGvonD hence forth
 
G-G said:
When a woman fucks your bum.
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Ahh.. tbf it turns her on more than it does me [emoji23] suppose it puts the dominant ball in their court does it. Bet LOADS of women would love it who haven’t tried it.. especially if their mans a big alpha chap
 
JANIKvonD said:
Ahh.. tbf it turns her on more than it does me [emoji23] suppose it puts the dominant ball in their court does it. Bet LOADS of women would love it who haven’t tried it.. especially if their mans a big alpha chap
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Haha don’t think you’re far wrong. Although after that 50 shades bollocks, even more want to submit
 
G-G said:
Haha don’t think you’re far wrong. Although after that 50 shades bollocks, even more want to submit
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You’ll need to do your part then gg heff & start breaking that bum hole in. Otherwise these lesser men are gonna be stealing your ladies
 
JANIKvonD said:
You’ll need to do your part then gg heff & start breaking that bum hole in. Otherwise these lesser men are gonna be stealing your ladies
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Nah. Tried it. Didn’t like it. Not even that fished about anal with birds unless they love it. Known a couple who like it more than the front door
 
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