Blow Up Doll

[Gav]

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I went to my local sex shop last night to get a new blow-up doll. As I was looking at them the clerk came up to me and asked if I needed help? I said yes and he asked if I wanted a male or female? I said a female and he asked blonde or brunette? I said blonde. Then he asked Muslim or Chris tian? I asked what's the difference? He said the Muslim blows itself up.

 

[Afghan]

Ahahahahaha defo thread worthy

 

[tomlet1]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

 

[Dig]

What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?

Still no idea

 

[Guest]

What do u call fatbrah gaining lbm

A myth

 

[Pie ead]

Why do firemen wear red braces ?

To keep their trousers up

 

[chrissy_boy]

I shouldn't but these are class

 

[chrissy_boy]

Pirate - I've got moles on me back aaaaargh

Doctor- It's ok I think their benign

Pirate - Count again I think there be ten aaaargh

 

[Pie ead]

My blow up doll arrived last week I unwrapped it and blew it up, it had a bald head and a 9 inch cock so I phoned the place I brought itand they said I had it inside out

 

[lukeee]

My blow up doll arrived last week I unwrapped it and blew it up, it had a bald head and a 9 inch cock so I phoned the place I brought itand they said I had it inside out

tickled me that