your catch phrases

[Willis]

i was at work on friday and the people i work with were saying i have catch phrases i say all the time and i never noticed it

what are yours

mine are apparently

that's how i roll

i have a question

do you want me to cut you?

basically

 

[kuju]

"S'cuse me love....does this rag smell of chlorophorm?"

 

[1Tonne]

My missus says "go rub" ... Not too sure what that means.

Me..don't think I really have any.

 

[Benicillin]

We have a joke at work which started with my mate constantly sucking up to the boss so i came out with a snatch quote of 'pull your tongue out my arsehole gary... dogs do that, you're not a dog are you gary?'

That sort of caught on and i say it all the time now

 

[Smeagol]

We have a joke at work which started with my mate constantly sucking up to the boss so i came out with a snatch quote of 'pull your tongue out my arsehole gary... dogs do that, you're not a dog are you gary?'

That sort of caught on and i say it all the time now

Haha that's exactly the same as my work, as soon as someone is licking ass that quote comes out

 

[Benicillin]

The other one is we all start making deep throat noises when the said suck up is talking to the boss... kinda gay... but funny

 

[TommyT]

dont know why i say this but.......when i see someone i know i say " how are yoooooo" in an american accent?...lol

 

[Flinty]

i always say "Alrate mi duck" even though im not a yorkshireman

and if someone is off with me i always ask " Whats up have ya got the bag on"

 

[Uriel]

you can only p1ss with the cock you've got

 

[The Crippler]

Hard work never killed anyone.............but i aint gonna risk being the first!!!

 

[Gobby Bobby]

"Whats up ?, we're alreight arnt we?"

"Your wife fcuks like a porn star, you wanna copy of the video?"

can you run? can you feight?.... well run your tongue up my arse and frieght for breath" that one usually gets the coke heads swinging

 

[gemc1981]

I do say **** my life (not shortened to FML )
Give me fuking strength.
Jesus fuking Christ
And if someone says "if this" or "if that" I usually respond with well if my auntie had balls she'd be my uncle.

 

[spartan]

bloody hell, greg and i have tons of catchphrases;

sassafras
shadazeh
effeh
'crossfit!' (shouted at random moments)
'welllll den'
'do i look like im some kind of eastern european?'

 

[Feefifofum]

Im going to put a brick in a sock and beat you with it!
Better than a poke in the eye with a plastic daffodil
What IS that f*cking smell?
Crawley hairy bum lick
Did you need Watson to figure that one out or did you do it on your own?
I dunno, I was dead at the time!

 

[DNC]

Say a lot of ones from 'Lock,Stock',like if playing poker can use the 'Listen fellas,men play cards,you wanna talk soft go to the FACKING HAIRDRESSERS' said in a mockney accent

Tend to do catchphrases from films and so do my mates.