your catch phrases

[Little Ron]

Never really thought about it before but I say a few I spose.

My boy is going throught "I Want" stage so he gets "I want alot of things but I don't get them" or "I wants don't get". Not really catchphrases but I find myself saying them alot lately.
I have a habbit of calling people "me ole china" or "partner" which rubbed off from my grandad.
"go on son"
"get in"

Probably lots of other out of date sayings too that have stuck.

 

[Khaos]

Jesus Christ on a rusty pole....(have no idea when but i've been saying it for years)

 

[kuju]

"yeah well..if it was easy it'd be your mum...."

 

[Belinda]

Lol I used a few borrowed ones such as "No sh1t, Sherlock" and "check out the big brain on Brad".

But generally when someone tries to sl*g me off I simply reply with either "so's your face" or "so's yer maw". I rotate them and they don't have to make sense to be effective. In fact it's even better if they don't make sense as then your opponent is left visibly baffled and scratching their heid

 

[RACK]

Shall we cry about it!?

Oh so it's my fault is it!?

I might be fat, but I'm not fooking thick!

Just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels!!! Not mine but does work everytime

 

[RACK]

Oh and the amount of times I call someone "mate" in a chat is stupid

 

[DAMO]

I dont know if I have any catchphrases really, If something makes me laugh I'll do an imitation for a week or so then something else takes its place.

One thats been around for ages is (mockney accent) "shat ap you slaaag", its funnier when said to men.

Also when in a confrontation if one of the guys mates pipes up I cant help saying "put a leash on your girlfriend lad" usually gets a few laughs.

 

[1russ100]

just to make clear training wise. anyone apart from ronnie coleman who shouts 'light weight baby' or 'aint nuttin but a peanut' in a gym is a tool

 

[Ryan.]

My missus says "go rub" ... Not too sure what that means.

Me..don't think I really have any.

next time you should start rubbing her vag then ?

tbh i dont have catch phrases per say, but i talk right common as muck and mines usually have to do with when i meet a mate or bump into one

"sappnin auld boy", "alright shagger", "whits happenin ma manzo" things like that, dont know why i do it tbh

i also have an excessive use of "man" and "mate" but when its folk that dont know me im meeting for the first time i try to calm it down oh and also "AW FUR **** SAKE" shouted usually

 

[wispa]

'so it is' - as in , jees its cold out here so it is!

dead on

you fking cvntbag (everyday at work at my crappy pc when its shat itself again!/stupid drivers)

for fk sake

lad on my team at work is always heard sayin 'so, as i say....' on calls.

 

[redkola]

Smell yer maw

Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!

Fcks sake

@ssface

 

[Angry Pirate]

If I wanted a stupid answer, I'd have asked Daz (That's a new one I just made up)

If I start panicking we're fvcked

Have fun

Fvcknugget

 

[B|GJOE]

I've got 2 that seem to be catching on at work.

1. Fcuking W@nky Boll0cks
2. Fcuking Cvnty Boll0cks

 

[Greyphantom]

used to have a few with a mate I trained with...

Qualified to satisfy was one... another "I cant lose what I use"... god bless the walrus of love...

 

[Beklet]

i always say "Alrate mi duck" even though im not a yorkshireman

and if someone is off with me i always ask " Whats up have ya got the bag on"

Ey up mi duck is Derbyshire talk...

Most of mine involve expletives. Many, many expletives...

Ar5ebiscuits!

Bunch of bog-hopping mutants

I often accuse people/organisations of 'rampant fvckwittery'

mouth breathing cretoids

(about my boss's boss) He's a fvcking useless cockhead who's as much use as a fart in a colander

Oh ah yeh (that'll be the Derbyshire thing)

When I get on one, my accent reverts to 00 miles north and everyone becomes a 'mardy get'