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[SoCalGirl]

Would you like a bloke with a big chopper?

I wouldn’t say no

 

[Porky]

I wouldn’t say no

How big, in inches?

 

[SoCalGirl]

Fixed

They go by Peadar, Peter, Petey, and just P

Is this thread anon?

 

[SoCalGirl]

How big, in inches?

Not sure how many inches these ones are but I’d choose the first one or the second last one

 

[SoCalGirl]

No, so call me Fernando.

It makes me sound exotic and mysterious.

Like a red bounty.

It is but I’ll call you whatever u like except the D word

 

[SoCalGirl]

Fucks sake Barry, you’ve only just met.

Itt barry has revealed her true colours

To coincide with the car I’d possibly collect dog poo, roll it up into balls and cover them in melted white chocolate adding vanilla to mask some of the odor then roll them into chopped hazelnuts or pistachios. Let them set and Volalla leave them on the kitchen table

 

[Porky]

To coincide with the car I’d possibly collect dog poo, roll it up into balls and cover them in melted white chocolate adding vanilla to mask some of the odor then roll them into chopped hazelnuts or pistachios. Let them set and Volalla leave them on the kitchen table

Could you not think of a stronger scent than vanilla, the weakest of them all.

 

[Porky]

Dat overpowering smell of vanilla when you go into a Cinnabon store

 

[Porky]

Dat vanilla scent that punches you right between the eyes when you go into a Yankee Candle store

 

[SoCalGirl]

Could you not think of a stronger scent than vanilla, the weakest of them all.

Vanilla is my signature everything in life porkster, I’m not gonna start abandoning it now

 

[G-G]

Vanilla is my signature everything in life porkster, I’m not gonna start abandoning it now

Dat lay back and think of England lyf

 

[lukeee]

Dat lay back and think of England lyf

Ireland mate

 

[Max]

I haven’t used protection in about 7 years. Once in maybe the past ten.

I’ve had chlamydia once.

Can’t say I’m too fussed either way. Those odds are pretty good.

If i knew for a fact she was getting a load of dick I probably wouldn’t fuck her anyway but that’s more because I’m not all that keen on stirring another man’s porridge than anything about her character.

It’s never been a question I’ve put to a bird, never once asked it. They always insist on telling you and asking you though don’t they.

My bird told me when we first started seeing each other and asked me and I was like a) I don’t even know how many women I’ve slept with and b) why the fuck do you think I want to know how many other cocks you’ve had. It’s fucking weird, let’s never talk about it again. That was that.

I’ve had the same discussion with every woman I’ve ever been in a relationship with.

What I find Interesting is the fact 8/10 adults carry herpes but don’t display any symptoms and 6/10 carry hpv virus (warts) and are also a symptomatic.

 

[SoCalGirl]

What I find Interesting is the fact 8/10 adults carry herpes but don’t display any symptoms and 6/10 carry hpv virus (warts) and are also a symptomatic.

There’s 2 types of herpes though, type 1 and 2 the latter which is the biggest issue.
Sure anyone who ever had a coldsore has type 1 so I’d expect most people to have that one already. Not so much type 2 tho

 

[Guest32]

I haven’t used protection in about 7 years. Once in maybe the past ten.

I’ve had chlamydia once.

Can’t say I’m too fussed either way. Those odds are pretty good.

amazing - would not go bareback in this day and age - had an interesting morning once speaking to Father Joe in a Bangkok slum aids centre. Two people, i used to know died of aids