Sex With Escorts

[thesaintishere]

I am amazed by the amount of women who allow barebacking or the ones that insist on using a jonny pre-intecourse, but then don't enforce the rule.

Her: "Have you got condoms?"
Me: "Condoms plural? I'll jizz then fall asleep all night, love".

Jkz. Semi-jkz.

Her: "Have you got condoms?"
Me: "They're in my bedroom, I'll go get them".
Her: "Fuck it, just stick it in me but don't cum".
<two hours* later when I'm about to jizz>
Her: "CUM INSIDE ME".
Me:"K".

*In my head. In reality it was about two minutes.

Post-heart surgery I lost some sensation in my left thigh and groin area. Cannot feel a thing when wearing a jonny. Also, it doesn't help that I make burdz so wet that it's like dipping a worm in a bucket.

 

[Reacher]

What I find Interesting is the fact 8/10 adults carry herpes but don’t display any symptoms and 6/10 carry hpv virus (warts) and are also a symptomatic.

cold sores yep liking dem toilet seats
verruca, that was an interesting evening.

 

[SoCalGirl]

I am amazed by the amount of women who allow barebacking or the ones that insist on using a jonny pre-intecourse, but then don't enforce the rule.

Her: "Have you got condoms?"
Me: "Condoms plural? I'll jizz then fall asleep all night, love".

Jkz. Semi-jkz.

Her: "Have you got condoms?"
Me: "They're in my bedroom, I'll go get them".
Her: "Fuck it, just stick it in me but don't cum".
<two hours* later when I'm about to jizz>
Her: "CUM INSIDE ME".
Me:"K".

*In my head. In reality it was about two minutes.

Post-heart surgery I lost some sensation in my left thigh and groin area. Cannot feel a thing when wearing a jonny. Also, it doesn't help that I make burdz so wet that it's like dipping a worm in a bucket.

I’m amazed at the amount of men that do it too and try persuade women to go without.

Not only do they’ve the risk of catching something but they’re trusting someone they don’t know to prevent making them a Dad and at the least having to pay out for the next 18 years.

 

[SoCalGirl]

I’ve had one bird say let’s use one in ten years. It’s not even come up with anyone else. It’s not a man thing, it’s a I’m horny and want to have sex thing.

They’ll nearly always say at some point during sex, don’t come inside me or don’t worry I’m on the pill. Then you know what to do.

Most of us are adults, we get ourselves checked and the chances of you getting an incurable disease from sex probably aren’t that much higher than they are from necking someone in a nightclub.

Nobody’s got time to waste killing the buzz off talking about contraception when you’re both trying to enjoy yourself. Plus you’re wasted and have probably taken drugs so logic is out, even for the logical.

You’re both rolling round on the bed horny as fuck “have you got a condom”

“nope”

You’d have to be a right fucking eunuch to say “let’s not have sex then”

Male or female you just think oh well fuck it and get on with enjoying yourself, 99% of people are just gonna get on with it. The other 1% will die alone.

Lol

Or if it’s a frequent occurrence you’ll actually have a few jonnies in your wallet seen as it’s stsbdard behaviour for u!

There’s no chance unless I’m pretty much unconscious that I’m gonna shag someone bareback I met an hour ago. And there’s also no chance I’m trusting a man to pull out even if there was no possibility of getting pregnant by precum. Fuck that idiocy

 

[SoCalGirl]

You’d have to be a proper chopper to keep condoms in your wallet. That’s proper inbetweener stuff.

If a guy keeps nodders in his wallet he’s probably a pedo or rapist or some sort of delinquent.

Tbf the girls I knew would just go boots the next day and drop a morning after pill if they were bothered. If girls are shagging regular they’re usually on the pill anyway in this day and age so I doubt it crosses their mind to worry about it.

Was waiting for the that’s why ur alone usual dig

I’d think he was responsible and I’d be less concerned about him being riddled. For the record not many women think like u... oh he actually carried jonnies so he’s a pedo or rapist lol!

Well I don’t see the point of being on the pill if ur not in a relationship because I wouldn’t bang a load of different single chaps bareback. Morning after pill isn’t that great for women, it’s harsh enough and it’s 45 quid in Ireland for what likely is an unsatisfying shag where the lad just pumped till he blew his load and rolled over not giving a flying fcuk if you enjoyed it! Plus I don’t want any sti never mind the big one and touch wood I never get one.

 

[tomlet1]

AIDS doesn’t even make the top ten causes of death list in the Western Hemisphere.

If you think how many people are banging without jonnies I.e 95% of humans then that’s fuck all is it.


Ain’t worth worrying about unless you’re gay or into shagging native Africans.

Good job i only fuck white men in the ass then, or else id be in trouble.

 

[Porky]

Was waiting for the that’s why ur alone usual dig

I’d think he was responsible and I’d be less concerned about him being riddled. For the record not many women think like u... oh he actually carried jonnies so he’s a pedo or rapist lol!

Well I don’t see the point of being on the pill if ur not in a relationship because I wouldn’t bang a load of different single chaps bareback. Morning after pill isn’t that great for women, it’s harsh enough and it’s 45 quid in Ireland for what likely is an unsatisfying shag where the lad just pumped till he blew his load and rolled over not giving a flying fcuk if you enjoyed it! Plus I don’t want any sti never mind the big one and touch wood I never get one.

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Have you ever shagged anyone while in LA?

 

[SoCalGirl]

1 million aids deaths in the world.

So like what 0.00001% of the population.

WHAT A STAGGERING STATISTIC.


Said no one ever.


It’s posting statistics like these that will see you die alone Clarice.

In one year that was know about. Most of the world is undeveloped and won’t have stats. Then you’ll have people who haven’t died because they’re on meds for it so living longer. Your scenario about going out getting drunk and in the moment saying fuck it I wanna have fun applies to people that know they’ve hiv too and convince themselves they’re on meds that make it unlikely to pass on so the other person doesn’t need to know about it.

Plus when you narrow it down and cut out conservative viewed people that are way less likely to contract it, kids and old people (yes I know kids can get it at birth from mum but a lower proportion). That leaves the percentages in our age group higher and more so when you fcuk a lot of different people who in turn have.

 

[SoCalGirl]

Have you ever shagged anyone while in LA?

1 person

With protection

 

[Porky]

1 person

With protection

He had a hand gun?

 

[SoCalGirl]

He had a hand gun?

He had a loaded gun but kept it in his holster while firing

 

[Porky]

He had a loaded gun but kept it in his holster while firing

You need someone with a nice weapon to fire a few blanks inside you Carol.

 

[SoCalGirl]

You need someone with a nice weapon to fire a few blanks inside you Carol.

That’s been well maintained and in good working order

 

[SoCalGirl]

Brb never driving my car as people die in traffic accidents.


Ps it’s illegal to knowingly fuck someone unprotected if you know you’ve got hiv.

So that bit is doubtful.

Yeah cos being illegal stopped so many people doing things.

False equivalence, you can still have sex and it’s an easy fix ensuring your safety.


Anyway if your a stud going round banging different sloots every weekend some you won’t even know their name or when on hols you’ll never know who gave it to u and as if you’re gonna try locate them all asking them if they have it because you do lol

 

[huntingground]

That’s true but I’ve never actually met anybody who has HIV, so I’m gonna carry on in the knowledge that’s it’s an extremely rare occurrence that’s unlikely to ever happen to me.

I have never met anyone with HIV/AIDS but did know a weekend tranny in London (who used to knock about Soho/Vauxhall etc) and it was surprising how prevalent it was within certain circles (according to her anyhow). As we don't knock about in said circles, risk is very small IMO.