Personal hygiene.

[Smitch]

A bird at my work has worn the same black dress and red bra for 3 days.

IS it just me or is that more than a bit skanky???

 

[1Tonne]

Hmmm, not cool.

Saying that, do you think she has worn the matching set down below?

To be fair, i have worked in the same work clothes for around 4 days and didnt shower either... yes im a skank. Saying that, i dont work in an office, or a confined space, or even with more than 4 people at a time, and them 4 all f*cking stunk too so is all good.

 

[RS]

I'm renaming this to Personal Hygiene - taking the women out of it - cos a guy I work with is shocking, it isn't a gender thing, some people are just fvcking minging

 

[1Tonne]

You callin me f*cking mingin RS??

 

[Smitch]

This bird always does this. Probably has the same pants on too, she just looks unclean in general.

We work in a corporate environment too.

 

[RS]

You callin me f*cking mingin RS??

Dude, I can smell your unwashed balls from here

Right I'm off to dentist, wish me luck fvckers

 

[Saxon]

Maybe she doesn't go home and stays out at a different blokes house every night.
Not my type of girl!

 

[Saxon]

Dude, I can smell your unwashed balls from here

Right I'm off to dentist, wish me luck fvckers

I can smell his balls to but he is within a 10 mile radius to me

 

[1Tonne]

Right I'm off to dentist, wish me luck fvckers

Hope they f*cking rip it out

Have fun bud.

And Saxon, i've done that myself mate and atleast sprinkle the old boy in the sink before heading out. What can i say, is important to stay smelling fresh.

And dude, gym 42 mins.

 

[Smitch]

If you saw her you wouldn't say that!

No, she's got her own flat and comes from a wealthy family which makes it worse in my book!

 

[Saxon]

And dude, gym 42 mins.

Make it 43mins!

 

[TommyT]

in an previous job of mine i had to have a meeting with a women about her personal hygiene, everyone was complaining about her, she really did stink but never knew it, she was a great girl....it was very tough to tell her, she cried.......said she showere twice a day, used deo etc......was really a criiiinge moment !

 

[Kaotik]

How do you know she hasn't got more than one of the top and bra? Or does it have yesterdays lunch down it?

 

[Smitch]

in an previous job of mine i had to have a meeting with a women about her personal hygiene, everyone was complaining about her, she really did stink but never knew it, she was a great girl....it was very tough to tell her, she cried.......said she showere twice a day, used deo etc......was really a criiiinge moment !

See, if someone says that you just know they're lying!

It's like accusing someone of being a racist and they tell you that they can't be because some of their best friends are black, classic response!

 

[Con]

Does she smell?
How do you know she doesn't have more than one of these dresses or that she washes it?
I have been known to wear the same jeans for up to a week, am i skanky? Probably, lol.