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This is a pretty funny story, was out fancy dress with my gf of the time and we were walking down portland street, she had her tits 1/2 out as she was dressed as queen of hearts or something like that and they are massive silicone ones so often got attention, anyway as we walked past a group of lads some muppet shouts "get yet tits out" to which i replied "take it back now" he made some drunken tw@t comment so i gave the guy a few slaps and god knows how but his clothes were fcuked as i was dragging him about a bit, his mate said "come on now, we're here on holiday from ireland we got here 20 minutes ago" so i said, "ok i'll leave it, and welcome to manchester"
Now the funny bit was that the police had been called by a passer by but i was dressed in a fcuking spiderman outfit so how was i gonna get away with that? So we just jumped on a bus, was a double decker and my gf was really pleased that i'd stuck up for her so gave me a pretty awesome blowie on the back seat as we were going home, i miss that girl lol, but she was nuts
Now the funny bit was that the police had been called by a passer by but i was dressed in a fcuking spiderman outfit so how was i gonna get away with that? So we just jumped on a bus, was a double decker and my gf was really pleased that i'd stuck up for her so gave me a pretty awesome blowie on the back seat as we were going home, i miss that girl lol, but she was nuts



