Different terms for "Big Lads"

[Skellan]

I heard a phrase the other day which tickled me in reference to myself having put on size since the guy last saw me. It got me thinking what phrases people generally use to describe someone who is larger than average due to training/diet/help
The guy said to me, "fcuk me! you`re a bit of a MEAT AXE these days"
Anymore other than the usual "big fcuker" etc etc

 

[Con]

I normally just get DAMN but i spend most of the year in the states so big f$$$er would be very much out of place.

 

[PowerHouseMcGru]

I got asked if i eat iron by someone. (yes i made them feel stupid for that comment).

 

[CJ]

Meat Axe is a cracker.

 

[rekless]

Wench....

 

[Prodiver]

Wench....

I thought a wench was dirty girl...

 

[Prodiver]

Sometimes I get referred to as a "unit".

Don't know where that came from...

 

[JUGGERNAUT]

The best I've had is 'fcuking barbarian'

 

[Uriel]

you're a bit of a beast is the common one i get

Granted - it's from rape victims lol

 

[Little Ron]

Most people take the mick but referring to me as the opposite. Weeman, you've lost some weight, you need a good meal type things.

Although they could be true and I just see it the other way round.

 

[RussellB]

at work a guy always calls me a 'muscle marry'

 

[The Red Meat Kid]

Big cnut is what you'll hear up in scotland.

yes its a compliment

 

[BigRich]

'Hench' - not really that diff though lol

 

[Skellan]

"Hench" seems to be a popular southern phrase. I`m liking "he`s a bit of a unit"

 

[Uriel]

I was having a pub meal a few week ago and I went to pay, the manager say "jeezus - what do you do for a living"

i said "I'm a terminator.....have you seen John Connor around here" lol